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Kaitlin. Twenty two. Texan.

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time-lord-swag:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

SCISSORS SYMBOLIZE SOCIETY

THEY CUT DOWN THE MIND

BUT ACCEPT THE BODY

maybe lesbians idk

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called disappointing ur mother

funkycellist:

c00ki3s-n-cr34m:

theinternethomo:

skycream:

Just look at all of their faces individually

i cant even

Omg stop

i can’t not reblog this

Jesus christ

You can’t not reblog this

i’ll bet they slapped his hands as hard as they could just to make him flinch

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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brotips:

Let’s pretend I made a dick joke here.

-Sketch

Posters

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa