GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
SCISSORS SYMBOLIZE SOCIETY
THEY CUT DOWN THE MIND
BUT ACCEPT THE BODY
maybe lesbians idk
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called disappointing ur mother
Just look at all of their faces individually
i cant even
i can’t not reblog this
You can’t not reblog this
i’ll bet they slapped his hands as hard as they could just to make him flinch
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically